The worst thing I ever ate.

A ceasar salad is one of the simplest foods to create. I mean it has four components, romaine, parm, croutons and dressing.  I personally just recently discovered my love for the salad, and when I came into a little bar and grill after playing beer football with a massive appetite, I was excited at the thought of enjoying a ceasar salad while I waited for the rest of the food. I would like to break down what I actually received twenty five minutes later. The romaine was a little less than fresh, the croutons and cheese were nothing more than your average cheap grocery store brand. The dressing though is what was really the nail in the coffin. A ceasar dressing should be just a little heavy with a good zesty flavor. This dressing was less ceasar and more miracle whip, so thickly coated that it looked like whoever had tossed it had lost control of the bottle and poured three times the necessary amount. Needless to say it was one of the worst things I have eaten in recent memory, and I ate a snail at six forty five in the morning in second phase.