DDD

Equal parts food and bleach blonde hair, with a personality the size of the state of California and editing that could make you want to eat dirt. I am of course talking about the phenomenon that is Diners, Drive Ins & Dives. It was one of my first loves in the world of food television. Now, don't get me wrong, I love cooking competition shows just as much as the next guy, and even the next guy after him, but sometimes you just want to see some great food without all the extra drama and pizzaz..is that a word? Anyways, I am watching the show as I type and he is at a Pakistani restaurant, where else can you see that?! As much as I would love to hate this pudgy doofus in flip flops, I cant, and trust me I have tried. He is a wordsmith when it comes to describing food, and he never stops smiling. HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU HATE SOMEONE WHO IS ALWAYS HAPPY? Answer? You don't.